So another mass shooting in America…
Mind you, I think Trump’s nailed it.
He says it’s a mental illness problem; I just didn’t think he had that level of self-awareness.
Actually I think his Alzheimer’s has gotten worse because he clearly forgot he signed a bill repealing a regulation that Obama had introduced to make it more difficult for the mentally ill to get guns.
Guess they’ll have to give him his gun back now.
Did you know that 9 out of 10 Americans own a gun? But 1 in 10 Americans doesn’t have health care.
Which is a little short-sighted of them because they’re the ones most likely to get shot.
Actually, if it is down to mental illness then I think we already know who these people are. It’s obviously the 1 in 10 because you would have to be quite mad not to own a gun when everyone else is packing. Particularly since they’ve all got health insurance so they don’t care whether they get shot.
Everyone moans about Trump pulling out of the Paris accord but I think Americans are already doing their bit for the environment anyway. Take the NRA, for example. They’re doing a cracking job on population control.
The Chinese thought they had that taped with the one-child rule but the NRA were way out in front. After all, why stop with one child when you can take out a whole school?
Of course, the NRA have already got a solution to the problem of too many guns. After Sandy Hook, the NRA’s Executive Vice President, Wayne LaPierre (good solid American name that), said: “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun.” Well that’s genius that is – if there are too many guns, the obvious answer is to go get some more. That ought to do it. In my day all we had to worry about was getting a blackboard rubber thrown at us. Now they want to arm teachers. But I think I’d rather that than have my teacher level an AK47 at me for not doing my homework.
By the way, I’m not concerned about the rise of the far right in Germany but has anyone noticed how many diesel cars Volkswagen has sold to the Israelis?